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话说陈新记下元吉给的网址,回家打开电脑登录以后,看到是一个娱乐城的网站,上方有真人游戏、电子游戏、体育、彩票游戏等选项。陈新第一次看到这样的界面,云里雾里也不是很明白,于是打电话给元吉:“那么多游戏选项我选哪个?都不懂”“你有没有看到有一个在线客服?不懂打开那个,小妹妹很热情的,哈哈,以你的本事说不定聊聊就娶回家了”“娶你个大头鬼,你玩的那个牌是什么游戏”“什么牌不牌的,那是真人游戏,有很多不同的平台,大体上都差不多,只是界面不一样,你随便找一个吧”“我看看好不好玩,不好玩我还是去打麻将”“你试一试,也许玩习惯就不去打麻将了”“靠,那不是赢不到你钱了,麻将不能断,还指望你多赞助养家糊口呢”……


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打完电话,陈新就点开了在线客服,一看要输入账号,心想:made,我还没有注册输入什么账号?就随手输入1111试一试,没想到就进入聊天。客服倒是很客气:“您好,有什么可以帮助你的吗?”“能不能视频,我想看看你”陈新习惯性地调侃。“不能视频哦,不好意思,请问还有什么需要帮助的吗?”“你有电话吗?我什么都不懂,想和你好好聊聊”陈新的流氓习惯开始显现。“您好,我们没有电话号码哦。请问你还有什么需要帮助的吗?”陈新无奈了,这个客服真Tama太——职业了,只好先放下泡妞的心思:“我想注册一个账号玩玩游戏,不过什么都不懂”“您好,欢迎你选择我们的公司,网站上方有【立即开户】,您按照提示输入就可以完成注册了,请问你还是什么需要帮助吗?”我靠,这么专业的聊天,聊不下去了。陈新一气关闭了聊天,进入注册界面,注册了生涯第一个菠菜账号,从此开始了网络菠菜之旅……

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华五拳 发表于 2017-10-26 23:32) p" D$ U# O. E! ~3 Q/ ^9 M
多了估计也没有人愿意看了,还是短一点好
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这么短跟没看一样,想看的自然会看。( |2 o/ \# m# ~: c
还有好几天没更新了吧
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带笑颜 发表于 2017-10-25 11:33% t6 J' {; Y$ D6 ~
五版主的连载,写小说需要想象力,我欠缺啊

8 p% q& E, r8 i美女的文采也很好的,只是不愿意写罢了
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lj748 发表于 2017-10-24 21:17
6 T3 {; g6 S1 H. L9 P5 X# ~五哥当初是这样泡妹子的呀,心思不正啊

; V' u! a* B+ c0 F! m5 u4 d男人泡妹子是应该的,不然不是亏了自己?
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dahuzi 发表于 2017-10-24 19:47  c# @) F* i) [8 O1 |0 \
下次我也试试这么和客服妹子聊

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gaoshou 发表于 2017-10-24 18:43% W/ x+ f, C. E- G# N, t1 J
版主。你这种写法没意思啊。无关重要的描述过多。主题思想应该有点吸引力。

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天幺幺 发表于 2017-10-24 12:39. m. o& o+ n8 L
五哥这个可以写一年,以后文案宣传就靠你啦
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一年是不是有一点久?哈哈,我还准备两年完成
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yurulee 发表于 2017-10-24 12:25
- S7 R% N8 P, a8 W4 k: M% F" _五哥习惯了凌晨写小说啊

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iskanes 发表于 2017-10-24 11:40& g! `" y  D  t, |8 j
注册帐号的话以前是没有注意什么论坛链接,现在我去玩的都是论坛链接的公司啊

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BRIGHT卡布 发表于 2017-10-24 09:48
% y$ e7 A/ _! C4 v( c5 W9 I调戏客服也是菠菜老司机的必备课程了啊 哈哈
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不知道小卡布也没有这个习惯啊,哈哈
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a66b77 发表于 2017-10-24 09:40: U# i" q& B* ]1 X9 o( I* E
这篇小故事让我会心一笑。
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原来你就是这么调戏客服的吗?嘿嘿
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rainwang 发表于 2017-10-24 09:36
2 e" [  U  u( H& z版主这是要写菠菜小说呢,还是顺带引领我们

1 i' U! N# z5 P看大家菠菜辛苦,给大家解解乏
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一叶轻舟 发表于 2017-10-24 08:23/ B# ^9 M4 {6 }$ Q1 T
小说不错呀,就是更得有点慢。一入菠菜门可是走得艰难的

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yubuluowang 发表于 2017-10-24 07:55
- Q+ O. s/ S+ ^0 I+ F1 c- I原来五哥是元吉把你带入坑的
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菠菜是坑吗?有些人也能赚钱的,看你怎么玩
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zhoulong1984 发表于 2017-10-24 00:47' j$ z9 Q1 D" `# p
这是每天更新一小段的啊

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benlau0214 发表于 2017-10-24 00:37. Q% z4 v% Q* X/ _2 _# W$ a
小吉被陈新拉下了万丈深渊啊
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菠菜只要正确玩,也不能说是万丈深渊
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天钢镚 发表于 2017-10-23 23:58
# X' g4 L3 G1 p2 l前排拿小凳子,继续观看连载小说
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小凳子不要太高哦,会挡住后面的
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