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一天，一个黑客闯进了电脑菜鸟的电脑系统——  J& k9 V5 q1 M( {$ }
黑客：我控制了你的电脑。
3 A+ _5 v0 X9 J1 o" p; E; J菜鸟：怎么控制的？+ |1 b4 E4 w; _' ?; E. g: v
黑客：用木马。! U6 {% K6 d& h) o5 m5 }
菜鸟：在哪里？我看不见。
: j# M/ G! r# K) [. X' a0 h黑客：打开你的任务管理器。
1 H9 e% _6 R( \# X菜鸟：任务管理器在哪儿？/ x: c) o- j% n& y" o; {0 p
黑客：算了。总之我已经控制了你的电脑。

菜鸟：哦！6 r( r% _4 f/ R; E! _# I$ F
黑客：你害怕了吗？！) e6 x1 G3 L5 M, Y/ W
菜鸟：你怎么总是在我的电脑里随便进进出出。
% K/ Z" w& [0 {$ F黑客：你可以装防火墙。
7 w, h7 W' q; P6 e3 U$ L2 V菜鸟：装了防火墙，你就不能进入了吗？
( O0 S3 D$ G4 q/ {9 I! [1 d黑客：不是啊，我只是想增加点趣味性，这样控制你的电脑让我觉得很白痴耶。

菜鸟：听说你会制造“病毒”？！
& W7 U0 J( I% H6 b黑客：嗯。
8 t0 D2 b) ~' k4 _1 @; o菜鸟：那你可以黑掉网站吗？' }9 K5 `5 L( R- N4 H
黑客：当然，没听到人家叫我“黑客”吗？$ t8 Q' O# u& V' r
菜鸟：哦，我还以为那是因为你长得很黑。
6 O/ \  E2 t; K/ R黑客：……

菜鸟：我想请你帮一个忙。( U* F' w* [7 ?
黑客：什么事？; y( k7 ~5 ]( D
菜鸟：你能不能进入电力系统修改一点数据。
( Q4 k+ e( R6 ~. {' L# d6 B8 c黑客：你想干吗！！- n6 r$ R# _- v& g7 {( O, T
菜鸟：求求你，帮我把我家这个月的电费消了吧！- n2 N" ]# ^( u, B$ x
黑客：去死！！

菜鸟：你天天来，不觉得烦吗？( E6 Y, z5 O9 d" x( l
黑客：是很烦，你的机子是我见过的最烂的一台了。
. R" X* v; N- r; |: g菜鸟：不是吧，这可是名牌。5 F& D) \* B" `/ d
黑客：我是说你的机子里除了弱智游戏就只有病毒了。
0 I; T" [$ j" V. N& t菜鸟：那你看到我的“连连看”了吗，不记得装在哪儿，找了好久了耶。
( t4 e& x2 i0 w黑客：我倒！再见！

过了几天，黑客又来了——
) V4 {; A/ L6 h; o# r黑客：你死哪儿去了？！
8 R7 n; B2 @, `* v$ O菜鸟：出去玩了几天，找我干吗？
3 y" v8 X" _' R: Y6 q  Q6 S: r, f( h黑客：我要找点东西。8 k" @4 j0 F# V- a( o7 O& u
菜鸟：在我这儿找什么东西？
( M( D, i& ?, E: m9 K4 i黑客：病毒，找一条前几年的老病毒，只有你的机子上病毒保存得最全啦。

菜鸟：你是一个高手吗？
& {' B7 J# ?7 D) A, y( C黑客：可以说是吧。
7 Q4 x5 P9 R$ o& ]" Z菜鸟：高到什么程度？* `$ i4 Q% w  b4 R( [2 U+ D  m
黑客：嗯，我无聊的时候就自己黑自己的电脑。
4 u% a3 N4 f3 n* m$ ~0 C菜鸟：哈，这个我也会！8 C# m+ ]+ ^! l" g2 i; s, R) w
黑客：你也可以？！
- _' k9 _$ J8 J* D菜鸟：是啊，一关机电脑就黑了！3 B2 U, c! X2 r% y
黑客：滚！

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这个笑话很好玩

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呵呵，逗你玩的啊

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老笑话了，好久以前都看过了

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主题回复处广告图案-天策传媒
呵呵，博彩之余看看，不错

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娱乐娱乐，挺不错的！

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一点也不好笑啊。

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看看这个也不错，提神健脑

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你太有才了{:4_101:}

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很久以前看过的，还是有点好玩。。

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这个笑话超级搞笑的哦 `

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有点搞笑的。。

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呵呵，不错{:4_99:}

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